They don’t call their mom, but I call their mom! /s

They did the math

I also only "read’ Playboy for the articles

One giant wedgie for all humanity, coming up

Bout tree fiddy

WHAT?

But the hackers! They could hijack your tv and make you watch something boring!

I grew up an apple fanboy but in my early twenties I realized I couldn’t afford to stay one. Since the iPhone came out they’ve gotten more and more closed off and hard to modify. The last straw for me was realizing you couldn’t install older versions of software (someone gave me a 1st or 2nd Gen iPad) and I couldn’t even put an older version of home assistant on it. That really showed me how hard they push for “you must buy the newest thing” because they’ll deliberately break the old one

But I’m a cis man, EVERYTHING is about me! /s