• Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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    4 days ago

    For legal purposes, they’ve trademarked the tap water filling spout and have all signed contracts forbidding them from revealing its name.
    Ol’ Squirty George enjoys a life of privacy, although not one free of controversy, as people constantly ask “but that’s just tap water, isn’t it?” and then they have to sign an NDA before being told that’s not a tap, that’s Ol’ Squirty George.

    When the lawyers come for me, tell my wife I wish I’d planned better.