cm0002@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 days agoWhen you try to spread cold butter on toastlemmy.mlimagemessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1547arrow-down16
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minus-square13igTyme@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·6 days agoYour toast is too soft and not toasted enough.
minus-squarecm0002@mander.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days agoBut…what if I like my toast a little soft :c
minus-squarefulcrummed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoI like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.
minus-squareOnomatopoeia@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoYou ain’t right. Hahahaha, made me snort.
minus-squarefulcrummed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoYeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits.
Your toast is too soft and not toasted enough.
But…what if I like my toast a little soft :c
I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.
You ain’t right.
Hahahaha, made me snort.
Yeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits.
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