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Jon: What happened to my favorite record?!

Garfield: I scratched it.

Jon: What happened to the lasagna I fixed for dinner?!

Garfield: I ate it.

Jon: Garfield, why is it you scratch, eat and destroy everything in sight?!

Garfield: I can’t help it! I’m a slave to my passions!

Jon: CATS!

Garfield: HUMANS!

Jon: I’m sorry, Garfield. If you didn’t do those things you wouldn’t be a cat. I love you for what you are.

Garfield: That’s okay.

Jon: What happened to my fern?

Garfield: Don’t ask.