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cm0002@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Vampires are real

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Vampires are real

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cm0002@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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    Ah yes energy vampires

    • oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip
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      Colin at it again!

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    Now if someone could just suck the cum out of me.

    • probablymissing@lemmy.world
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      be the change you want to see

      • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        My back pain makes it difficult enough to pick things up off the floor.

        • probablymissing@lemmy.world
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          no cost too great

    • Viceversa@lemmy.world
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      Be your own saviour!

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    3 days ago

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    Only ONE a day? I have to move there.

  • jaycifer@lemmy.world
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    https://youtu.be/i384yhdqQ64

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    Top be fair, it’s quite likely that half the stories of vampires are really about people like this.

    Just imagine, you are visiting someone important. They do anything violent, they aren’t particularly hostile. Just being in their house or around them makes you tired quickly for no apparent reason. You return to your home exhausted and pale.

    Yup, must have been a vampire.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      One of the first modern vampire stories was about Lord Byron who was charismatic as all hell, very unstable, and probably had a personality disorder.

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    And his name?

    Colin Robinson.

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    “And not in a good way…”

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    Some people would pay good money for that!

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    Huh. We had pizza for lunch at work once. Every one had garlic bread. Yet my life sucking coworkers are still here…

  • pickman_model@sh.itjust.works
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    True story.

  • U7826391786239@lemmy.zip
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    i lived with one at one point. 100% not recommended

    https://health.clevelandclinic.org/energy-vampire

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