I’ll take seat 9, but only if I can switch seats with PP. I will kick the window seat ahead for 9 hours. I will also be having a 30 oz steak and pickled cabbage the day before and letting rip, lifting my left cheek each time to make sure PP can enjoy the beef. I’m really hoping for turbulence so he can’t leave the seat to stretch his legs much because I will also be reading out loud and I will be reading Karl Marx loud enough for him and our two friends ahead to hear.
What did Celine do to get on this plane?
I don’t know who the woman at 6 is but at least I get a window seat and in-flight entertainment during turbulence.
That’s Katy perry… Don’t get too close to her or she will buy your mansion and make you homeless and you will die.
Oh I didn’t recognize her without bangs. Anyway joke’s on her, I’m broke and living in an apartment.
She will also suck your brain out of your ear.
Hilarious no one has yet picked row 10. Yes, he’s fucking too annoying for a 12 minute cab ride.
I’ll sit next to Pierre because he is lonely and has no friends, but I ate a huge bean burrito and a large bowl of pea soup.
Also, trick question, no one can fit beside Doug. But at the start of the flight he was seated next to Trump.
I was once on a flight and the woman next to me apparently developed severe air sickness and with consent from the flight attendant, she spent the entire flight in the lavatory. So lavatory is an option, right?
Wow, can’t choose between mediating a convo between Carney and Trump or being within strangling distance of Ford.
Just release a few bees into the cabin or cover his head with a tight basket you learned how to weave at York.
(Ontario meta)
Who are the people in the front row? I think I recognize only Celine Dion.
The Fuck Off curling cheat is up front.
Such an easy 7 and then pretty much immediately get arrested for murder.
arrested for murder.
And/or celebrated as a hero.
Yes we’re due for another Luigi. Which reminds me, what’s up with Luigi lately? FREE LUIGI!
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on the ground with a Surface to Air missile.
Me sitting down at Seven:
Hey freak show! You’re going nowhere. I got you for nine hours. Nine hours of PLAYTIME!
This is exactly how I feel about 9.
I guess either six or two just to get as far away from the smell of trump as I can. Cuz that’d be pretty brutal.
6 because of boobs. That might be a mistake because I have no idea who the owner of said boobs is.
It’s Katy Perry, I believe.
And her boyfriend is sitting across the aisle from you, so that’s gonna be annoying
But she’ll also probably be distracted the whole flight by said bf, giving you a window seat and hopefully a buffer between you and everyone else
Probably 8 so I can get some pointers on my Shawinigan Handshake, and practice on a dummy at the same time!
