• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    Having good health care means you just consume as much medicine as you can. I get vaccinated every day, I own 500 pairs of glasses, and all my teeth have been root canaled

    • vrek@programming.dev
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      29 days ago

      I get vaccines for diseases that don’t even exist… Everyone has the small poxs vaccine but I also have medium poxs and even large poxs vaccination.

      I will say one I don’t recommend is I got the mumps vaccine so I figured I should get a dumps vaccine… It just made me really constipated.

      /s this is a joke, yes get your vaccines but only ones for real diseases…

  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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    29 days ago

    I know this is a joke but… Communism doesn’t mean “free stuff”. Probably the opposite of what this joke implies, it’s communal ownership. You wouldn’t waste water if you felt it was your water. People waste water when they feel it’s someone else’s water (government, landlord).