• neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      You know what’s never happened? Someone coming home way too late after too much to drink, stumbling into the kitchen going “I could really go for an apple right now!”

      • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        2 months ago

        Smoking too much weed is stereotyped with eating junk food, but no fruit has ever tasted better to me than when I’m blazed.