because literally stealing to give to the poor is somehow not like Robin hood
I know you. You’re the coworker who hears “we have to stop these shoplifters, they’re the reason you don’t get a raise” and goes all Dwight Schrute crazy ready to literally shoot someone for pocketing something despite the fact that you’ve worked there 20 years and never got a raise that even matched inflation. That’s you.
because literally stealing to give to the poor is somehow not like Robin hood
I know you. You’re the coworker who hears “we have to stop these shoplifters, they’re the reason you don’t get a raise” and goes all Dwight Schrute crazy ready to literally shoot someone for pocketing something despite the fact that you’ve worked there 20 years and never got a raise that even matched inflation. That’s you.
No you don’t. But thanks anyway 😊.