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I see a photon joke coming.
I had a joke about gravity, but I think it’ll let you down and it may fall flat.
I had a joke on the new particle the CERN found, but I’ve been advised the topic is too heavy
I have a neutrino joke I wanted to tell, but the punchline is almost impossible to spot
This actually made me laugh out loud, it’s so fucking irredeemably awful 😂
Thanks, I had to go through a giant tank of water to spot this one
I’d tell you a joke about brown dwarves, but it’s kinda dark…
I have a UDP joke but you may not get it.
Do you want to hear a TCP joke?
Someone once told me an airplane joke, but it flew right over my head.
Living next to an airport will do that to you
I have a joke about Higgs Boson, but it doesn’t have mass appeal.
I have a charm quark joke, but it might sound strange
I have an Omega Molecule joke, but we’re not allowed to talk about it.
I’ve got a graviton joke, but don’t want the mood to get too heavy.
You can observe that this dark matter joke is funny:
It doesn’t matter what time you think it’s the right one, the black hole will get it anyway.
I’d tell a reduction reaction joke, but I want to stay positive.
I’ve got a photon joke, but I’m not sure you’d see the humor.
I had a joke about superposition, but it never sounds the same.
