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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 13 days ago

Anon finds enlightenment

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Anon finds enlightenment

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 13 days ago
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  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    12 days ago

    True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.

    • Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works
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      12 days ago

      True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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        12 days ago

        In a carried sock, yes.

        In a worn bra, not so much

        • Tinidril@midwest.social
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          12 days ago

          You sound like you’ve never had the shit beaten out of you by breast implants.

          • ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            12 days ago

            I wish

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    I would prefer the 100$ in bills, as it is easier to carry. I also prefer small breasts.

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      I also prefer small breasts.

      Yeah no debate there. Better for the owner’s back and they fit nicely in your hands.

  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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    What about an ass I can bounce $100 in coins off of?

  • StillAlive@piefed.world
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    12 days ago

    I wish someone gave me $100 (with consent, of course)

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