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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 hours ago

King me

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King me

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 hours ago
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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    Standing here
    I realize
    You are just like me
    Trying to make history

    But who’s to judge
    The right from wrong
    When our guard is down
    I think we’ll both agree

    That violence breeds violence
    But in the end it has to be this way

  • e0qdk@reddthat.com
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    11 hours ago

    Time for a game of chonkers!

  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    9 hours ago

    How would white take out the Boss?

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      1, buy white paint.
      2, call in a favor to someone who works at a steel forge that makes blank gears of unlimited size.


      source- https://www.r-kind.de/en/produkte/scheiben.html

      3, ask (pretty please) if you may keep it just in case Pog comes back and you need a winning slammer!

      • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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        I’m pretty sure if you need a crane to deploy your pog, then nobody’s gonna play with you.

    • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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      You have to wait for its movement to line up and then jump it and land in the hole in the center three times.

      But also you have to take care of its minions, because if their minions get king they can go back and heal it, and to make it even more difficult when the master piece is on its last life, it can respawn its minions.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        deleted by creator

  • Boozilla@sh.itjust.works
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    8 hours ago

    Brought to you by Steve Jackson Games.

  • whaleross@lemmy.world
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    Sooo Shotgun King but checkers?

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    But seriously: chess, but a larger grid and some pieces need multiple squares. Wouldn’t that add more strategy?

    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      Or just blow up the scale so every piece is 45lb. Work out both the mind and body

      • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
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        Checkers: Hernia Edition

    • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      I think chess, if the board were two squares wider and you get 4 additional pawns to fill those spaces would make for a very interesting alteration of the game.

  • Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app
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    Looks like something out of Valkyria Chronicles…

    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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      Though with fewer waifus.

  • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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    10 hours ago

    Now I have the announcer from DCC in my head.

    “B-B-B-B-BOSS BATTLE!!!”

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