> be in military
> get inconsolable trauma and my legs blown off for oil company
> end up homeless anyways and die of a drug overdoseGod, I love this country. USA! USA!
Be on site military contractor
Told I’ll be making infinitemoney.jpg
Actually make slightlymorethangs.jpg but with no pension
Tfw ptsd from analyzing combat footage
Tfw actively and daily shunned as “not one of us, just a dirty filthy contractor”
Tfw you can’t get another engineering job because your entire portfolio is classified
Tfw when there is no mental health support or support groups available for aforementioned “just a dirty filthy contractor” reasons
Decide to go back to college instead of killing self
Check brand new school email
“Hi, my name is Sgt Fuckface! Here at the national guard we’re looking for promising young graduates like you”
The way you get around it is discussing what is possible in person. You write a few bullets about your skills but not tied to the contracting. Don’t be specific, it’s not needed.
I don’t even put my military stuff on resumes anymore.
I don’t know if trying to recruit 4channers is a bottom of the barrel scraping, or just a clear view of how they see every recruit.
