That dude cocaines. He’s got the crazy eyes in literally every single photo I’ve ever seen of him.
I think it’s more that he strabismusizes. But even if that were fixed, he’d still be an asshole.
Hol up. Rewind. It’s “stopped school shootings” and you are “using it everywhere.”
Kash, exactly now many times have you needed to restrain yourself from shooting up a school?
The Magic 8 Ball is not really AI, Kash.
OK, to save you all a click: he’s saying that he’s using AI to triage tips, so that they can process all the tips that come in, and that way they’ve been able to stop two school shootings.
What dogshit journalism. “They claim they’ve stopped (a few) school shootings” gets shortened to “They’ve stopped school shootings”, so that you’ll think J Edgar Boozer is claiming to have stopped all school shootings, and click the article so that they get those sweet ad dollars.
Maybe someone can confirm how they know that those kids were definitely going to shoot up their schools and aren’t just suspected of having wanted to do it.
Click avoided. Your work is appreciated.
Can’t prove a negative.
They think they stopped school shootings based on criteria they made up. Unless someone was physically on the way to a school, armed, they didn’t stop anything.
Wannabe Minority Report.
email: If you don’t forward this message to 4 friends, there will be a school shooting!
ChatGPT: forwards email Crisis averted!
ChatGPT on 3 of the 4 friend accounts: forwards email Crisis averted!
ChatGPT on other friend account: If you want to pull off a successful school shooting, you need to <6 points of advice: 3 eerily on point, 2 irrelevant or obvious, 1 likely to blow up in face>
KP: We have successfully averted 4.166666 school shootings, but might have caused 0.844444 school shootings, for a net of 3.322222 school shootings prevented!
Wait, didn’t one of the main AI chatbots recently convince a white kid to murder a bunch of people?
Not just one shooting. It inspired many murders, suicides and murder suicides.
The recent tumbler ridge shooting in Canada was made possible by chatgpt, as was another one in Florida last year.
It’s hard to keep up with all of these shootings.
Ladies and gentlemen, Director of the FBI. No amount of Hollywood films is gonna restore their reputation after this.
The director of the FBI just admitted they sold all our the countries classified information to evil tech billionaires across the globe to spy on americans…
This will backfire soon, if not already backfiring on the american people.
If sanity ever prevails again, we need to criminalize lying by politicians. Minimum 5 year sentence.
Per lie.
Sure thing Kash. How about using AI against the neo-Nazi militia compounds and pedo rings?
I’ve never been that drunk myself.
What?
“I put that sh*t on everything”
Is it a Thyroid issue with his eyes?
I assumed it was all the meth.
I pretty much assumed it’s because he’s in a constant state panic due to drowning in the job way the fuck over his head. Probably because of all the meth.
He should use it to fix his eyes and remove Donald Trump’s feces from his nose.
I was personally shot once and the AI wearable I always have next to my heart stopped the bullet! Thanks AI!
keystone kops coming to your communities
