600,000 people sent in $100 deposits for this thing—!😧 (Dumbass is laughing all the way to the bank. )
Now this is a sticker I want. Gonna start slapping this puppy on gas pumps over the stupid “I did that!” Biden stickers.
Pro tip: there are now Trump “i did that” stickers on Amazon for CHEAP.
Bonus: it’s the picture of him looking into the eclipse with no eye protection and pointing
…and by buying them on Amazon, you’re filling the coffers if fascist supporter Bezos. How ironic.
They cost much more on other sites, but you can get them.
It is deeply ironic the fascists are making money with this. And realy sad.
In addition, buying there of Amazon might bring along a visit from some rather unfriendly people in the not to distant future.
I don’t want to buy anything with his face on it because I’m tired of seeing him everywhere. But thanks for the heads up.
Is there a version that also says “Iran from Epstein files” I think it is also important to remember why we have this.
Hell yeah. Remind me again how many stickers it took to stop the Nazis? History’s fuzzy.
Remember folks. If your resistance doesn’t immediately stop all of fascism and isn’t exactly what WizardofFrobozz thinks you should be doing, then acts if resistance aren’t worth doing at all!
“Immediately,” as if you haven’t watched this happen in slow motion for 30 years.
Tell me you don’t understand anything about propaganda and it’s role in war without telling me.
Great, so what else are you bringing to “the war”?
Are you asking for tips?
No, we’re watching Americans sleepwalk into fascism, it seems.
I take it you have a list of things we could be doing that you’d like to share with the class?
At this rate, we’ll be running out of awards quickly… and free space to tack them on to.
Honestly, at this point I think MAGA are just fin-subs and like it that way. Keep sending Daddy Don your social security checks you little fin-cucks.
I would grant them a modicum of grace if they hadn’t had 40 fucking years to see what he was about. But they had it. And they chose this.
But The Apprentice!
(Apparently all the real business guys were too busy, that’s how the producers picked Trump.)
He was the perfect pick for a show like the apprentice. Tacky showy idea of an 80s businessman. It was clear on thw show that he wasnt really involved with his own business nkr the show tasks or planning.
Sitting in meetings or analysing data on a screen doesnt make good tv. Neither did trump, but the producers did.
Did you see the poll where 40% of maga said Trump could beat them up in a fight. These people have a humiliation fetish.
If you willingly gave money to a two-bit con-artist who is widely known for robbing or defrauding nearly everyone he has ever done business with, then you got what you had coming.
He didn’t rob everyone… stormy Daniels however might be the only one he publicly actually ever paid (even if he tried to get a refund).
I’m willing to bet there are a lot of underage women and other women who he paid though who haven’t come forward
Looks like you have at least one such person down voting you. That person must be such a lonely loser.
The clearest signal yet that buyers may never see either a phone or their money came with a revised terms of service published on 6 April 2026. The updated document states explicitly that paying a deposit ‘does not constitute a completed purchase and does not create a binding legal contract.’ The payment is described as ‘a conditional opportunity to buy the device if Trump Mobile eventually chooses to sell it,’ with the company retaining all control over whether a phone is produced at all.
That is absolutely fucking hilarious.
I also don’t think contracts work that way, otherwise that shit would be WAY more common. heh. But I’m also pretty sure nobody will see a penny back anyway.
I’d feel bad for them if they weren’t fucking in the middle of turning our nation into a fascist hellhole.
that’s how terms of service work on the internet. companies alter the terms whenever and however they like, and often to the detriment of the end user. it’s technically not legal, but they do it anyway.
If a tech company changes the agreement, you are able to stop using the service if you don’t like the new terms. With this phone people have already put money down for it. As long as they didn’t agree to these new terms, they should be eligible for a refund if the product never ships.
Yeah sure, but how long will it take until they see any money?
“We can offer you a discount on the new model?”
“For an additional fee”
Things like Google and Facebook that don’t charge any money can get away with this, but I highly doubt these people will be able to weasel out of this when actual money changes hands. Otherwise we’d have seen lots of companies doing this by now.
it’s technically not legal, but they do it anyway
That sounds like a Trump enterprise.
Let me know how the class action goes.
His kids will have bankrupted whatever shell company they spun up for this whole grift.
I don’t agree. The clearest signaal that the buyers would be screwed was the Trump brand name. He’s grift incarnate.
A fool and their money are soon parted.
For nearly 600,000 Americans who trusted a brand built on the Trump name, the gold phone has become the latest entry in a long record of ventures that took their money and delivered nothing.
They wanted a Trump experience and they got one. Could argue they got what they paid for.
There’s also no evidence that they sold 600k phones. They couldn’t just made that number up.
Source: https://www.theverge.com/tech/863381/trump-mobile-viral-preorder-figures-600000
You’re right. They didn’t sell 600k phones. They took money from 600k people, but there was no phone sold.
Fr, I’d be shocked if they sold 600
I can believe the 600k number. If i was a maga chump I could be led to believe that’s a premium phone, and getting a “premium” phone for 500 bucks in this day and age is unheard of. Almost like it would be too good to be true.
I wonder if I could buy Nokia, and start selling the N-Gage again.
Hey, Taco-Talkin’ has a whole new relevant meaning these days! Plus it launched at $299.
When your president they just let you do it.
Surely the pussy grabbing president would never grab me by the pussy, again.
I don’t want to be this person, but it really matters in this sentence. You want to use: “you’re” instead of “your”
Curse these fat fingers and autoerect.
An experienced seamstress can remove the stock zipper of your pants and sew in a larger version to make things easier.
I’ll never understand people who use it. It’s the first thing I turn off on any device I own. I keep the suggestion bar on but the device gets jo right to change what I input.
Normally I feel sorry for people who get scammed but in this case shitty people getting scammed by the scammer they inflicted on the rest of us don’t get my sympathy.
plus they got scammed more than once, not once, not twice, not even thrice, its more than that, at this point its on the scamee.
I only feel sorry about the money that is now gathered up into the hands of an empowered monster instead of safely dispersed amongst brainless lickspittles.
yeah, I don’t know how to feel about this. On the one hand, fuckin magas got conned by a conman. On the other hand, the bloated turd got a bunch of money for… literally nothing.
He has infinite money anyway. I am just happy MAGAts are finding out.
Doubt they will learn anything, sadly.
they made a golden statue of him, doubtful.
If I get my hands on him…
They got scammed the first time around too. Remember “Finish The Wall”? Trump didn’t build an inch of wall with that money, it just vanished into thin air and appeared as a few extra digits in his bank accoount.
The same people who forked over money for that and then admitted regretting it afterwards were the same ones gleefully preordering this phone. They’ll be mad about it for a bit and then they’ll fall for it again in due time. Easy marks.
We are legit dealing with some undiagnosed dementia patients, only way to explain this.
As I pointed out a year ago, this phone never existed.
They just waited until it was too late to do credit card chargebacks before pulling the rug. I’ve seen it on Kickstarter dozens of times.
I’m shocked, shocked I tell you that the preorder page is still up and
takingstealing magat’s money.Really? That’s even funnier than the fact that anyone fell for the shit!
If anyone ever asks what your strengths are, don’t say identifying sarcasm.
Is it not still up, then?
Oooh, I interpreted your reply as in you thought it was funny that the OC was shocked. Ha. Jokes on me eh.
It is. I don’t understand how they thought any of that was sarcasm…
Oh the irony.
The fact that Trump or any of his family will never see the inside of a cell is the single largest thing that destroyed my faith in humanity.
At the very least, they’ll see the inside of a coffin.
ivanka, kushner, don jr, Melania and Barron will likely stuff him under a golf cart/court at mar-algo once TRUMPS kicks the bucket, and then fight each other over his ESTATE.
Nah, they’re all super abused and will continue to defend his legacy so that they don’t have to confront what really happened.
Confront?? You think there are any consciences in that group?
That’s not exactly inspiring or fulfilling to me, because we’ll all do that. (metaphorically… I don’t actually want to be buried myself)
That’s an easy out for people like this
Not if they are still alive… [insert evil laugh here]
with stolen scotus seats, and the 2 almost 3 presidencies by the gop, and complicity of the old guard DNC.
that last one is <chef’s kiss>
I can’t believe they got screwed by Biden AGAIN!
Thanks, Obama !
I know that you meant this as 100% sarcasm, but this is going to be the real answer.
It’s going to be Biden, possibly Clinton, Samsung, and possibly whoever else has slighted or failed to bribe him who are at fault. And these dumb, hateful mother fuckers are going to accept it and keep worshiping Trump.
What I really love about this scam is that it was NOT going to just be a 3rd party phone with Trump branding. They were going to actually make a new, 100% American designed and made phone by the Trump brand. And this was going to happen for a mere $500.
At that pricepoint for a startup they wouldn’t be paying anyone anything. That is a pipedream of a kickstarter pricepoint for a phone. Them blaming Samsung for this would be laughable
Surprised they didn’t throw in a soulja boy game console too!
Cultists live in a world that is sufficiently disjoint from the world others live in to make it make sense for them.
Fucking Madani, I swear!
Dammit Obama.
Dude, even Ea Nasir delivered something to his customers.
That was the bronze age. This is the new golden age. Totally different things.
