What kind of shite is this supposed to be?

We don’t.
It’s another thing for right wing grifters to get pointlessly upset about.
In the real world we dont give a shit if people eat them or not.
Personally, I love eating them. But as a 42 year old bloke who could do with losing some weight, I try and avoid them except once every few months.
Bubble and squeak in a full English? I think not.
Won’t somebody think about the sausages.
Like how dare things change! God forbid an avocado gets smashed, what kinda exotic nonsense is this!
Ooooooooo. Look at Mr. Humblebrag here with his avocado toast. So fancy. Clearly a person of good breeding and taste.
I wasn’t aware we were… ought I be? I’m not sure I’ve got the time in my schedule to really throw myself into fretting about another thing to a level I’d be proud of.
For me, and I’m sure many others, the overriding feeling whenever this topic comes up is a nagging sense of deja vu. For the best part of a decade, multiple mainstream press stories have wrung their hands about the apparent demise of the fry-up







