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SatyrSack@quokk.au to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 20 hours ago

Anon tries watching nu-Trek

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Anon tries watching nu-Trek

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SatyrSack@quokk.au to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 20 hours ago
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    Hmm, who is the disabled crewmember the greentext is referring to in TNG?

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      The most obvious answer is Geordi La Forge, but I am sure there are more

      I cannot remember a specific example of this, but I seem to remember it being implied at some point that the Enterprise crew is full of invisible disabilities. That future assistive devices are just so efficient and inconspicuous that you can’t even tell when someone has lost their natural sense of hearing or something because they are able to conduct their job normally thanks to a tiny implant. Geordi just has his VISOR because the writers gave this main character a significant disability to drive the plot and sell toys/props.

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        19 hours ago

        The barrel incident.

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          Whole new spine

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            That was a really good episode. Funny because barrels, but really cut into the heart of personal agency and what it means to people.

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              That was the episode that really made me fucking hate Crusher, both for her conduct and her attitude afterwards.

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                5 hours ago

                #BringBackPulaski

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      • Leviathan@lemmy.world
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        Boccoli

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      20 hours ago

      Captain Picard was bald

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        No goofier haircut than cutting them all down to the skin

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        Didn’t let that stop him getting that space tang like Kirk tho

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      Riker has an issue where he can’t sit down like a sentient being.

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        He can sit, it’s just his way of getting to that point which is strange

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      Riker, alas, started off beardless

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        once he was bearded, or maybe a back injury too idk, he started taking seats and side kicking ass.

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          It was the space herpies. Dude couldn’t keep it in his pants.

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        Shrek voice: “I’m gunna eeeat youuu!”

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      There were several wom*n on board (sorry to use a slur.)

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