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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago

Pam Bondi Announces ‘Cancer Survivor’ Tour Following Harrowing 14-Minute Medical Scare

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Pam Bondi Announces ‘Cancer Survivor’ Tour Following Harrowing 14-Minute Medical Scare

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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago
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After an extremely treatable thyroid cancer diagnosis, Pam Bondi announced a luxury speaking tour about her “survival journey” starting at $1,500 a seat.
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    Grifters gonna grift. What’s the chance she actually even has cancer, and this isn’t just a straight-up cash and popularity grab after being disgraced?

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      Certainly a juicy onion to take a bit of, regardless

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        Hahahahahaha, it’s so believable that I didn’t even notice! Wonderful

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      With the right wing, it’s probably a grift. That’s how would bet on polymarket. 🤪

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      Her tour will be amazing. I hear Jesus is a guest speaker.

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        Will we hear the cancer’s side of the story?

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