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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago

Donald Trump unveils “Reverse Border Security Initiative”

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Donald Trump unveils “Reverse Border Security Initiative”

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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago
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Donald Trump Unveils “Reverse Border Security Initiative”
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Citing escalating tensions over sanctuary cities and recent discussions about restricting international flight processing in Democratic-led areas, President Donald Trump unveils a plan aimed at preventing educated Americans from fleeing the country before the economy finishes “doing whatever it’s doing.”
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  • Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works
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    Fml this is actually my nightmare i have family working on canadian citizenship and when they’re done i can apply. I just hope i can get out before it gets dangerous for me.

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      Good thing this article is satire.

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        Until it’s not

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      October is when martial law will be declared and the borders will be closed.

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