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I mean we all knew he was a psycho. Just like that time he killed Oprah with Force Lightning
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  Yet somehow, Oprah returned.
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    He struck her down but she became more powerful than he could possibly imagine.
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    This is fake news. Tom Cruise never killed Oprah with lightning, he was just tickling her with it.
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  She had it coming after the incident with the bees.

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