Got a cousin who works with horses and horse breeding and all that jazz.
Likely that this name is just a portmanteau of the mare and sire of this particular horse.
Still someone put those names together, read the result and thought “that sounds good”.
Oh yeah. It’s still an insane name. But horse tradition is weird and it shows genealogy to those in the know.
Yeah, sire is Kids Classic Style and mare was Lookin Touchable
https://www.allbreedpedigree.com/kidslookintouchable
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I… fuckin…
One of the grandparents was “TOUCHDOWN KID” and the other “LOOKIN GOOD MR”. From that the mother was “LOOKIN TOUCHABLE” for some god awful, unknown reason. The other side also made a similar blunder with a less “sensical” process.
“KID CLU” and “TOOTSY ROLLS REDFORD” are OK names I guess , but for some reason, they called the child “KIDS CLASSIC STYLE” which, IDK, could be ok? But then why combine them in such an awful way? Also, “Lookin Classic (Style)” would be a WAY BETTER NAME
GOOD LOOKIN TOUCHDOWN TOOTSY KIDS when?
Lookin Style was right there. 😭
Lookin in Style was later taken by one of their 7 siblings
Either this is an insane fake, or these people are insane. It doesn’t even show pedigree really, like the comment above says. There’s literally nothing left of the names by the third generation, and it’s mostly gone by the second. You might be able to guess the parents, if you’re lucky, but nothing beyond that.
Well then someone needs to answer for Lookin Touchable
Her grandmother/sisterwife was QuiteaLooker and her dad^3 was UncleTouchy.
Hapsburg-ass lookin’ horse.
Yea, and its probably the best option given TouchableKidslookin.
LookinTouchable, Kids.
I read, “and all that jizz”
You’re not wrong.
iirc the horse names must be unique and may not contain numbers and stuff. And since virtually all real names are taken, random words are all that is left. (that doesnt explain this name though)
Xx_horse42069_xX
no numbers “and stuff”
Fine.
XxUnderscoreHorseFourTwoZeroSixNineUnderscorexX
This horse’s name is a combination of its parents names for the reason you described. It was 100% intentional and I would bet the breeders are laughing.
Imagine the value of the horse named Bruce or some shit
Epstein’s horse (too soon?)
I think they get a kick out of hearing the horse race announcer say the names.
“KidslookinTouchable in front!”
Average YouTuber patreon wanting their name to be said at the end of a video.
Special thanks to…
James Bisinette
- Jeez his face looks derpy
- It’s weird that the name has no spaces, but whatever, “kid’s lookin’ untouchable” seems par for the course for stupid horse names
- I bet in a couple of years some japanese game will turn this into a waifu.
- *reads comments, looks at name closer*
- What the FUC-
The game is Umamusume for those interested
Damn you for reminding me.
Lexington Kentucky has cool and unique street names until you realize they’re all named after fucking horses.
Someone ought to ask Cynthia M. Masters a couple fucking questions.
