• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I was once browsing a food/produce open air market right near closing time. A merchant asked me if I wanted to buy two whole pineapples, for $1.00. I said yes.

    Then I took them home and ate two whole pineapples in one sitting (after I peeled and sliced them).

    My stomach hated me for several days.

    • WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      That’s hilarious. (but delicious)

      Pineapple bites back. I tried drinking whiskey and eating fresh pineapple once and screamed and threw my glass down

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      3 days ago

      Pineapple hates me. I just can’t eat it anymore because it burns my tongue and throat for several hours after I eat it. You have balls, man!