• crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      12 hours ago

      The trick is to not let anyone know you’re being too efficient. Automate an 8-hour job down to a minute, say you finished it in 7.

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      you must’a made the mistake of finishing something early or showing-off your ‘optimizations’

    • NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The trick is to tell absolutely nobody then poke your mouse every few mins to make Teams think you’re still online while playing games or reading. Or so I’m told.