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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 14 days ago

What is Superman "Kryptonite"?

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What is Superman "Kryptonite"?

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 14 days ago
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    I told a coworker once that m&ms were my kryptonite and she went and gave me a huge bag of them. I don’t think the average person understands what kryptonite is.

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      Saying something is your weakness is common to say it’s something you enjoy so much you can’t help yourself.

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      Forbidden pleasure that you’re too weak to hold back from.

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      She was hitting on you, kryptonite makes you weak in the knees and vulnerable for her to attack.

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        oh like, literally hitting?

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          Nah, getting him weak to make her move

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      You now are locked in a wicked battle of the wits with your own personal nemesis.

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        Damnit. I always wanted a nemesis and this Lemmite just casually picks one up with a throwaway comment.

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          That… That sounds exactly like something my arch nemesis would say! Someday you shall face the wrath of… The Procrastinator!! Mwoooohahahaha!

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            I see. A nemesis who waits to strike from the shadowy future.

            I won’t stand for it! I’ll stop you before you even start, Procrastinator!

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      Maybe they did understand and just wanted you to die.

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      The average person is actually illiterate like in a legitimately does not understand language beyond a 5th grade level kinda way

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