One of the worst takes of all time
From the guy that brought us: “All the CPUs in the past were built for humans, this CPU is built for agents.”
Dude just invented fictional customers by selling directly to the AI. 😅
Also “There are only 1 billion humans…”
It’s more of an argument for getting rid of cars than for using AI.
If an LLM spat this out we would call it a hallucination.
I spat my drink out reading this
I disturbed my wife reading next to me reading this
But his press training will call it “spin”
How…how old are you, Jensen?
I’d guess late 1800’s. It always sucks when people don’t realize until they look old the key to immortalilty is just eating a fresh baby once a year.
nature’s own 8766-hour energy
Good thing movements reclaiming streets back for citizens already exist. In fact even businesses who initially opposed this actually realize it’s better for them too.
Looks at photos of Amsterdam and Paris just decades ago. It’s like smoking in planes.
We as a society try, fail, learn, and overcome BS.
God, he is such an insufferable dick and no jack ass, kids still play in the streets even with the cars but I wouldn’t expect a out of touch billionaire to even understand a bit of actual life and no, I don’t want your AI slop anywhere near my life.
Everyone should start digging said the shovel salesman.
“. . . their own graves because we’re not going to feed them with wages now that AI can do their job” added the rich.
CEO says thing in attempt to force thing to be true because it’s beneficial to CEO.
Everybody should use _____. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When _____ came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
Everybody should use guns. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When guns came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
Everybody should use drugs. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When drugs came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
I’m seeing a pattern here…only bad things work in his example.
Hey now, some drugs are very good things
Almost no AI is
Are you trying to use guns and drugs as examples of bad things? Because I personally believe more people should have a certain amount of guns and allowed to experience a certain amount of drugs. If willing.
Uhhh, we def played in the streets despite cars. You just call off the game for a sec
“CAR!”
shuffles net to the curb
“GAME ON!” quickly tries to score before they are ready
Different idea, how about we get the cars out of the way of the children again, and also shun LLMs?
I strongly suspect this jackal doesn’t predate cars.
I also strongly suggest kids preferred not to play in the ditches we used to call streets before cars.
When cars come along you just yell “Car!” and get out of the street.
Game on!
Game on!!
Hey! I’m walking here !
Rich-asshole/CEO-says-a-thing journalism. They say something completely absurd, and it actually makes its way around the news and memes. I swear, if we stop reporting these imbeciles and sharing this nonsense, half of the internet would have no idea what to do. The internet thrives and dies on these stupid souless pointless reactionary news articles, Tiktok dancing and tide-pod eating/trendy bullshit, and LLM stupidity.
You mean social media, not the internet. You can go to websites about cooking and find nothing about these guys there. :)
Then WE should be the ones benefiting, not scumbag parasite corporations.
I get what you mean but without sufficient sources of renewable energy - which do not exist right now and cannot be expanded without exploitation of miners (including children) in the Congo and elsewhere - there’s no way this technology can benefit us in a net sense. Summaries of messages we read anyway and uncanny simulations of celebrities eating pasta will never offset the damage inherently caused to the natural world by the energy consumed by the slop machine.
Like there are no ethical billionaires, there’s no ethical generative AI (except for early-development-stage medical / science stuff like protein combinations or cancer diagnoses, though I think the cancer-detecting AI is way older than current gen AI)
I’m in the US. Kids still play in the street.









