The entirety of the text in the article was most likely AI generated. I ran it through a few online checkers, and they all came back positive.
The image in the article is obviously AI generated, with a black and white dithering filter over it.
I’m getting so fucking tired of this.
If you don’t enjoy the writing, please block this account. You’ll be a much happier person.
If only
If this were actually the case I have to imagine that they would have sent back much more competent time traveling assassins.
Oh, and it was definitely the Cubs
I understand why everyone thinks Harambe’s death was the reason but it’s inaccurate. Harambe was just a symptom of the alteration to the timeline. It was actually a stone marten in a CERN transformer that changed our course in April 2016.
It actually wasn’t the first time this happened either. Apparently there was a previous one that got fried and tossed. Maybe it’s just in the former branch.
Anyway I think they started fucking with the continuum when Fermilab’s scientists (who would eventually go on to work at CERN) had an animal named Felicia, a Ferret who would would clean Meson Lab accelerator though I suspect this was a cover story regarding their first experiments with mustelids, colliders and alternate reality back in 1971.
It’s Steins;Gate IRL, but with weasels and transformers.
Obligatory fuck CERN.
The World fell apart when Harambe was shot.
