Why such a high hairline!?
9000 is a really fucking old teenager.
That’s like being Gandalf of all teenagers.
“A wizard is never late, nor is she early, she arrives preci…”
Oh shut up Helen, you knew I was going to wear my leopard print and you wore yours today just so I would look like I’m copying you! Our friendship is so over!
Is was leopard skin back then.
and she looks really good for 9000
They rounded down, she’s actually 9017 years old.
Just so Republicans can feel it’s okay to want to rape her.
I think someone mixed up the storage, and they accidentally recreated John Travolta from the Battlefield Earth movie?
Why did you have to remind me?
I hear you, I had blissfully forgotten all about that.
SIX fingers…
If anyone missed the RiffTrax version of that movie it is one of the better ones. You can still find it on the privateer gulf.
This is from the movie about the making of Battlefield Earth with John Travolta played by Val Kilmer
First thing I saw
Today, some women have very masculine features. You can find some of them on fashion show runways, for whatever reason.
This, by chance, is a skull with such features. This doesn’t mean all women then had masculine features, the same way not all women today do.
Or maybe the scientist just sucks at portraits
High fashion models aren’t meant to be facially attractive. That’s what Victoria secret is for. High fashion requires a body as canvas (so be very very thin). A fierce look and walk.
well they always taught us in history class how greece was the hi mark of ancient culture.
slow clap
This is what the Trojan War was fought over
The face that launched a thousand ships… away from it.
Are we sure its not Danzig?
Does group perception of beauty change over time?
Idk about this team tbh. Avgi is certainly not impressed.
Idk about this team tbh
They should have stopped at Bottom middle, the one between Special Agent Albert Rosenberg and guy in bar bathroom that wants to fight his reflection.
Funny, if you cut the hair I’d say it’s Val Kilmer.
If you don’t cut the hair it’s Madmartigan.
And if you give her a normal hairline she might resemble a teenager
Did Carrot Top forget to take his thyroid medication again?
No no, that’s Simply Red after a full-blown bender. He just hasn’t got to his hairbrush yet.
I’m no anthropologist but wouldn’t her skin be a lot darker? This feels like people making depictions of Jesus look like a modern European person.
Like everything in life, tl;dr it’s complicated, but no doubt she got a little more sunkissed lmao.
Yeah, one thing I’ve learned about human genetics is that the markers for skin color are wonky and unpredictable.
I just feel like it’d be safer to assume she was a lot darker given the recency of African diaspora, but again I am far from an expert so I could be totally off.
I can suddenly see why you would fight a war over Cleopatra or Helen of Troy if this is the average local option.
