Possibly the best onion article ever, because months later, Gillette actually released the Mach 5:
5? That’s for babies. I’ve found a 7 bladed razor:
https://www.amazon.com/Dorco-Pace-Worlds-Razor-Cartridges/dp/B01AVRYXAY
Lol, keep in mind, that article came out 22 years ago, when the onion still had a print edition
They have a print edition again, funnily enough.
Yeah but back then it wasn’t ironic. Okay the paper itself was ironic, but ironically, the fact that it was paper was not ironic.
Back then you could find it on college campuses and similar places in these weird areas that had vending machines for various newspapers.
Can you mount several?
Mad TV did a 20 blade razor which isn’t even that ridiculous anymore.
Pretty sure SNL did it first.
Safety razors are cheap and way better then this garbage. Worth learning.
Bought 50 feather blades about a decade ago an im still working through them. Good investment.
And those blades are basically pennies each. Meanwhile the cost for 10 cartridge head replacements can be the same as a whole safety razor kit.
Amazing investment.
Yeah it was maybe 30$ for a set of wet shaving stuff, blades, brush, bowl, and a 12 pack of arko sticks (I inherited the razor handle). Haven’t spent anything on shaving since. If I’d been using Gillette this whole time it’d probably have been hundreds of dollars.
TIL about arko sticks. Tnx
They are fantastic.
They last forever too. I hadn’t really even thought about it in literally years, but my little pile of blades is probably older than that.
Just wanted to note there was no learning I had to do with the one I bought. I shave exactly like I used to with the multi blades. And it wasn’t fancy or anything, just picked the cheapest one off amazon or whatever.
I only say this because I thought about switching for a long time before I did because the shaving posts on reddit made it seem like an almost mystical process with a high skill floor, but I shouldn’t have been worried
For learning, a word of caution to others: your facial hair and skin sensitivity is going to impact this. If you’ve always been shaving with a mechanical or just throw the Gillette around without caring much and expect a safety razor to act the same way, you might be in for a nasty surprise.
Learning isn’t hard for this, though. Just pay attention to a YouTube video or 2 and you should be good to go.
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast. It takes some getting used to but I’m still using blades from a pack of 100 I bought years ago
Unsafe razors are the way real men shave
Safety razors are amazing for under arms, nether regions, and arms/legs. Highly recommend regardless of your sex.
According to my latest girlfriend, all my regions are nether
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy lol
Can someone recommend a brand available in Europe? I wanted to start to use one but there’s just too many and to much SEO to find actual reviews (if they still exist)
I 3d printed my safety razor handle: https://www.printables.com/model/591133-tride-safety-razor
Pros: it works fine.
Cons: I have reprinted it about 3 times over the past two years because the top piece is thin and delicate. PETG seems to work better than PLA.
For blades: I’ve found that any name brand works OK, and the generic unbranded blades are garbage (painful tearing/snagging instead of cutting hair). I wish there was a way I could tell just by looking at the blades but I suspect its microscopic details on the edge. The sound and feel are very different though.
If it must be European branded, then you can get a Merkur or Muhle. Otherwise, the Parker 91R is considered the entry-level 3 piece razor by many. The Merkur 23c or the Muhle Neo are good EU-made razors for beginners. If you are reluctant to spend quite so much to see if you like double-edge razors, then look for Lord L6 or L7 razors. They are known to be quite mild and inexpensive. I believe they are made in Egypt. But the materials aren’t quite up to Merkur or Muhle standards. After that, it’s a matter of buying a few sample packs of blades to see which is best for your face and razor.
Get a nice gel based shaving cream, and you might be done with ever buying razors again. But it is likely you will get lather curious and want to try a brush and soap at some point.
And if you need more help and are still confused, I recommend this website. You don’t need to sign up if you don’t want, but they are friendly, knowledgeable, and eager to help newcomers figure shaving out.
I’m happy with my Phillips Series 3000. It’s a tank and easy to clean. While my first and last wiggle-head broke the head off after a year. Braun if you want a vertical one, using it (a trimmer) for my beard.
I’m in Australia and quite like Henson shaving
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if you shave at all, look into safety razors
Couldn’t agree more. Far cheaper, easier to clean, blade lasts longer (with proper care), doesn’t tug if you have thicker hair…
I tried it years ago and never looked back.
Yeah one sharp blade is 100x better than 5 dull ones. Plus a nice lather and aftershave just makes me feel great. I still use a mach 3 for my undercarriage when I’m showering, but I love my safety razors and weekly shavette clean cut.
I use safety razor for everything… everything
Discovering double-edged wet shaving turned shaving into something I look forward to rather than a chore
exactly my experience as well… I get peeved if it’s a shaving day and I have to rush it
Couldn’t agree more. Peak shaving technology, a step in any other direction is a step down (apart from not shaving).
I prefer safety dances.
You can dance if you want to.
Bought one, no regrets. It’s just 15 bucks in Germany, from a reputable brand, so not even more expensive than regular ones.
Do you have any recommendations?
Wilkinson Sword Double Edge
If you’re looking into safety razors, get a starter pack with an assortment of blades. I was getting one and I thought it couldn’t possibly matter, because for God’s sake, it’s a sharp piece of metal, how could it? And then I tried a few different brands from the assortment pack, and sure enough one of them worked much better for my face than others (it was Shark, btw).
I can easily believe that for some people, one brand of blade is no good, while another is perfect, and I’d hate to think that someone tried shaving with the wrong kind and got turned off the whole project from that one wrong sample.
I did that and landed on feather I think they are called? Great advice though, I remember being really surprised by the difference in cut between brands and all of the included blades were highly rated so I also figure it must make a difference with facial structure and hair makeup of the individuals more than I expected. All the blades worked fine but the one brand was just so much better.
Feather for me too. They’re a bit more expensive than average, but still 50x cheaper than Mach 5.
yup, since i switched over my facial skin is a lot happier than with this multiblade crap, and it is a lot cheaper too.
For safety, ya really can’t beat a baby pool of Nair. But good luck getting that past air defenses.
The formation of a plasma around the surface of the razor blinds the blades sensors from being able to target the hair follicles.
That could be the edge I need to make me a first rate professional businessman.
Saw that joke maybe 25 years ago for the first time. Still think about it every time I see a razor ad
Yeah I was a kid and the bloody bandages etched into my mind forever
This is why I’m still using the Gillette Slim Adjustable I got 40+ years ago. Still the best shave I can get.
When they moved the pivot point from the center of the cartridge to the bottom, they lost me. Still using my probably 30 year old Sensor handle and cartridges, and probably will until I die.
Best shave I get is from Schtick ST II. Just two blades, small head to get around contours.
I can’t really comprehend why a razor would need more than 2. I use a shavette, so for me 2 is too many.
Because big number is more better.
That’s marketing 101.
Ah yes, the Krueger Deluxe
Finally a weapon to surpass metal gear!
have never used more than two
Straight blades are great
