• recentSlinky@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which linux is the good linux first

  • Gorilladrums@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Half of the Fediverse is just far left politics. You have to at least spend a few hours a day engaging in some internal infighting over something trivial or coming up with unhinged takes or calling everything a lib before patting yourself on the back for being a hard working revolutionary.

  • saltesc@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Next morning: Self-diagnose clear signs of sleep deprivation as being ADHD or ASD.

    Next afternoon: Google a lot of stuff about neurodivergence but tell everyone you used Duck Duck Go.

    Next evening: Look around Lemmy for comments to reply to with all the stuff just learned from Google, even if they’re half a year old.

    Next late evening: Remember to eat.

    Next night: Stay up until 5am complaining about the man, anxiety, and ongoing struggles of a fried brain. Get 3 hours sleep.

    • Samskara@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      3 months ago

      Mods will delete your comment and ban you immediately if you don’t follow the party line.

      Actual discourse between different ideas, convictions, and worldviews is suprisojgly rare between Lemmyings.

      • Cris@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Hey you- you reading this, try talking to someone on the fediverse who’s perspective you dont understand. Share what you think and try to understand what they do :)

        We’re all just here escaping the corporate dystopia. Reject the engagement-centric rage bait socialization we’ve all been handed and be curious about whatever weird belief system or ideology that internet rando has. We can build a different culture here, its not too late

        • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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          Ya, except one time I mentioned something about having a hard time getting nurses at the long term care center I work at to work on Easter Sunday (instead of 2/3 of them calling out fake sick), because people will literally die if there’s no staff there. I was dog piled by people saying 1. I am a corpo shill/capitalist slave-driver for expecting people to show up for their shift, and 2. Something, something, this is the fault of capitalism, communism is the fix.

  • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Knowing it’s way past time to go to bed when you start to see memes in German on your feed

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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      3 months ago

      That’s one way to tell time on the internet. The other way was while gaming and looking at the rise and drop of online players.

  • Zagorath@aussie.zone
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    3 months ago
    Transcription

    A Mastodon post by “YasEen :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag:” @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone.

    DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE FEDIVERSE USER

    Morning: Eat pronouns cereal for breakfast

    Afternoon: Meow for ninety minutes straight and then dye hair blue

    Evening: Fediblock an Instance because one of their users forgot to CW for tomatoes in their post

    Late evening: Install Linux on a TI graphic calculator, but only the good kind of Linux

    Night: Stay up until 3 am and only get 4½ h sleep

    Direct link to the Toot.

    You’re welcome, @klu9@piefed.social

  • YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip
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    3 months ago

    I’ve been here since the APIcolypse, and I understood about half of the OP, but you get my upvote, anyway.

    My defining moment of the fediverse is when I made a stupid joke asking about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and was told the short answer was Capitalism.

    • Zagorath@aussie.zone
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      3 months ago

      Most of the post is geared more towards Mastodon/microblogiverse content, rather than Lemmy/threadiverse stuff. There’s a lot of cultural overlap, but where they diverge, this post aims for the former.