The only British object that can be removed from a Englishman’s arse is his own head…

There needs to be some kind of formal education regarding the suction effect of the rectum when things go in, and both the purpose and the need of a flared base.

In addition, education on the potential consequences of not using a flared base. Some damage can’t be repaired, leaving the foreign object victim with a permanent colostomy and sewn shut rectum.

Of note. If you say you’re cleaning the house naked and accidentally fall onto an item that happens to get fully inserted rectally, no one will believe you.

…I literally had a colonoscopy yesterday because the “self-dislodging” stent placed in my pancreas months ago got itself lodged in the exit.

Just weird stumbling on this now of all times.