https://www.scamstuff.com/collections/rogue-wish-list/products/pen-of-greatness

I have one of these and its pretty great. Red, blue and black ballpoint also with a pacer.

Sturdy construction and lifetime guarantee

No no no, they’ve got it all wrong. A prescription is a set of words used to explain the meaning of another topic or word

Edibles are surprisingly scary. One time when I was very high I sneezed and heard my dog say “Bless you” from the other room. I didn’t even think to question it. I just replied “Thank you, bud”.

A few hours later I was thinking about it and remembered that I don’t even have a dog.

Exactly, with this logic why have motors or wheels?

You don’t have wheels so you shouldn’t use cars