Derp. Now I get it. In my defence, I’m also an Aussie so understandably thick. But I live in the Arctic now, where we’ve got all three bears. But the scary white ones stay away from the woods.

I mean, if your partner’s right and has demonstrated it, you could just update your perspective and be right too…

A polar bear in the woods? They’re an aquatic mammal that lives on sea ice… Where are you from?

I’ve got some surprise gas, just pull my finger…