minus-squareBarbedDentalFloss@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoThe Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Health Experts Warn Americans Not Sensually Eating Enough Fruitlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 days agoBy the time I’m done with that smoothie they’ll wish they sent me to conversion camp linkfedilink
minus-squareBarbedDentalFloss@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoThe Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Health Experts Warn Americans Not Sensually Eating Enough Fruitlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 days agoBest I can do is drink a smoothie made from frozen berries because nothing is really in season right now linkfedilink
By the time I’m done with that smoothie they’ll wish they sent me to conversion camp