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A little late for that

My water company has started doing this thing where they email you a pdf that’s been encrypted by your zip code and inside is a form you fill out AND HIT SEND to pay your bill.

Absolutely do not trust it.

This guy’s so high on his own supply that he used way too many words to say “be meaningfully better.”

Artificial artificial intelligence

Republicans are failing so hard at governing that they are now shutting the government down during new times of the year. Conservative innovation right there.

Gilead

It was when he mocked a disabled reporter that it was over for me. Could’ve happened sooner if I was paying attention probably.

They’ve shrunk since they’ve returned from the Dark Bramble