They’ve learned that most people are apathetic enough to just take it as long as they roll it slowly enough.

Buttermilk into the cabin air intake at the bottom of the windshield. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Truck Nutz are literally gender-affirming prosthetics for trans-gendered trucks.

If function were a priority at all for pickup trucks they would have stubby sloped noses like Sprinter vans have. But no, they need to have massively elongated and elevated hoods because the vast, overwhelming majority are sold exclusively as penis prosthetics.

It’s comical how empty the engine bay is under those stupid hoods. On Rams with the V6 I can literally stand on the ground in between the radiator and the front end of the engine and still have room to move around.

If they used a functional and efficient (and way less expensive) van instead of a pickup for their trade, the ownership and fuel savings would more than pay for a reasonable car to use as a car.

They should require a commercial license, have hardware speed limiters, be restricted to only the right lane of the highway, and require biannual safety inspections. You want to cosplay as a trucker, you get to live by trucker rules.

Tungsten carbide tips on the umbrella.

I’ve counted. In my area of Canada less than 3% of pickups that I see are being used as anything other than a commuter car at any given time.

These insecure dumbasses define their worth by the size of their truck. The things are just $100,000 fashion accessories. Emotional support vehicles.

My neighbour used to park his truck sticking way out like that, but it wasn’t all the way back in the spot.

I left a note on it saying: “It’s not as big as you think it is, you have to put it all the way in.”

From then on it was parked properly.

*Made in China

I recently saw that the US military has a civilian-kill:soldier-death ratio of like 60:1 since Korea. Who has that high of a K:D ratio and still be at 0% wins?

Canadian here, and I agree with the above.

But don’t most government offices in the UK have a portrait of the sovereign up somewhere?

Of all the many things that have always struck me as deeply disturbing about the USA, this one is pretty near the top of the list. It’s fucking cult behaviour.

That’s what Mint is for. It just gets out of my fucking way. Most of the time I’m not aware that I have an OS.

That site is cancer.

Joke’s on you, my eyes are the only part of me that isn’t naked right now.

Logarithmically scaled image. I’ll leave the determination of the base of the Log as an exercise for the viewer.