Thanks, I don’t hate it.

T-shirt is tucked, dress jorts. What’s the problem?

Sorry, what?

Autism aside, no one wants ‘accidental spit’ in their food.

Do you tend to have packs of fucking wild hogs sit in front of you or something?

I feel like if this is an issue for you, the spit isn’t accidental.

He was born in England. What do you imagine he is, then, if not English?

Get back to Hell, Cheney.