You are absolutely right! I’m sorry I misidentified the deadly mushroom before. The horrible taste and tingling sensation you described matches with the description of a poisonous mushroom 💀 instead of the delicious, edible one 🍄. What you just ate was deadly-basilocarpus also known as the death mushroom. Thankfully you can survive if you receive medical assistance in the next 30 seconds, would you like me to find the nearest hospital in BumFuck Nowhere? 🚑

Due to its mass, the overweight belly bends the fabric of spacetime by itself and thus, micropenis light can reach your eyes by just following said curvature.

Truly majestic, nature is beautiful

Is it the one with realistic trains?

At least you’re warned about the bullshit requirements for a particular game.

Reminds me of what fdroid and aurora-store do, warning the users of potential “disgusting” features. That’s respect for its users

I think these fascists are trying to make him their “George Floyd”. But unlike what the death of George Floyd represented (a wake-up call and a rallying chant against authoritarisnism, bigotry, institutionalized racism, and police brutality), this is a complete farse and a mockery, completely devoid of any meaning. He died for nothing except to give us some hilarious memes to laugh our asses off for no more than a week