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“Hey team, so how can we make a worse Windows 11?” - Microslop

Time for Linux!

Have any members of congress or state legislatures begun proposing bills to make this sort of surveillance system illegal?

Abandon all of these platforms and any others that associate in any way with Palantir or Thiel

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Dump these tech bros and CEOs in the goddamn ocean. They are speed running the enshittification of all of human experience and reality