As a department lead, I was invited to a party to celebrate all the IT engineers they just hired. Theyd be in charge of managing our servers and hardware. These were dudes (and gals) who probably had more degrees than most companies combined, and probably build OSes for fun.

One of them wore a shirt with a animal on it, and a non-tech made a bad joke about furries. They all just stared daggers at him.

I hate when I’m trying to play Zelda and hotties talk to me. Like ladies, I gotta go collect some koroks. If you’re not here to give me tips, you gotta go.

War of 1812.

Civil war. (Well half of us were baddies)

World war 2.

That brings me no happiness.

He managed to live to 100. Where there’s millions he killed who did not even make it past puberty.

Greentext gained Empathy.

Suddenly recognizing how the emotional pain feels for the victim.