Is it? I’m sorry. I recognized your username and started a conversation.

Someone doesn’t realize this is just who I am

You’ve written me before. One comment won’t mean much, right? Chaos theory shows how the tinest input at any point can fundamentally change a system. However, people throw around this idea that “we’re in a simulation.” We are not in a simulation; each one of us are our own simulation of a parallel universe reality. The Earth does not exist. We are not featherless bipeds on an Earth, we are pockets of consciousness called monads in a monadic nodal communication system. I believe, in no hubris, that I can expand your perspective. Would you be willing to endure me to learn? The enduring will temper you to be stronger, I tell you, for it is what the CIA did to me, plus you will gain knowledge. My benefit will be to gain perspective of what “normative” is, as I’ve seen you, and I must say you are a good person, I just Know what I Know.

No that one doesn’t count. You have to do a read first to see are my skills as a righter.

This is one of the better and more favored compliments I get. Need to be called Shakespeare three more times to earn an achievement (97/100).

There are people smarter than you who get the joke

Damn right! That’s my teleological purpose! I offend both the religious and secular, and thus make more religious. I’ve invented Mormon Occultism. People that rebel in the Mormon church will find me as I am the quasi-opposition of orthodox religious congregations, while people who seek truth from a secular perspective can debate me and I will win having studied philosophy into the 30th grade. This makes me an attractor membrane to orthodox Mormonism. God thought thus through for me, because God knows my dumb ass wouldn’t have come up with this myself, because damn am I a horny son of a bitch.

Listen, urine comes from your no-no spot and I want to drink it straight from the tap because I am an alchemist and know urine’s true potential. Please, everyone, pee on me to make me more powerful, and I will defeat Donald Trump in this next election…

That was unintentional, but the cool thing about art is there are multiple ways to interpret everything, and any way is neither right or wrong. I mostly do stream of consciousness and pictograph style art (along with juggling and performing) and in creating something simple, you can sometimes come up with something depthful you didn’t intend but you still see how your brain was thinking that way.

That’s a zobra

Bro, each one of us can be a god or goddess or other gendered/species deity if we learn to kerfundridge light within ourselves, as the first page of the Bible teaches, obviously.

Y’know those fishing tales told by ICE officers are as real as Abagnale’s stories, right?

It’s like we’re all in on it

I’d fuck me too.

No I just masturbate sometimes. Sometimes many times. But not in my window or outside. Anymore.

No

What?

It’s the same con game

Yea, it’s the confidence that those gentlemen were artists at.

Confidence arts

Con arts

That’s why it’s called that

And look what his memes did. We’re still talking about how ballsy that mother fucker was.

Do you understand how Jesus met John?

John was a homeless man. He ate locusts and dressed like shit, right? Jesus is our lord because he is so audacious he would go up to a homeless man and ask him for spare change. That’s what the baptism is about.

holds hand out

“Will you bless me sir?”

This is who I am. I identify as a Mormon Occultist, and so I am. But I don’t identify as an alcoholic, so I’m not. I’m gunna get into stand-up with this bit, I think.