It’s Benn Jordan

Also, the way they catalogue info is not just license numbers, but any unique combinations of bike racks, bumper stickers or the like. So your bike rack would make you very trackable in a way, but at least your identity would be harder to pinpoint

And about the intentional obfuscation, all kinds of princess pavement trucks and entitled BMWs deliberately use smoked license plate covers, and nobody bats an eye. So if there’s a law against that, it either has no teeth or is not enforced

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Redbubble link to the stickers for no reason in particular 😒

"You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy"

Welcome to the future!