Joke’s on you - I’m into that shit!

OneUI honestly isn’t that bad. Not as good as Nova, but it’s fine - especially when using the Goodlock customizations.

On a related note, is there any way to change all my apps on the play store to not auto update? I assume I have to do this one by one, because why would they make it that easy…

The correct reply is…

“There’s really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you’re into]. After that, I might consider it.”

Vanilla Ice had it right all along. Nobody gives a shit about copyright until big money is involved.