My mom used to mix cream cheese with caramel, the kind found in jars sold as ice cream topping. Caramel is easy enough to make yourself with brown sugar and butter. Not the healthiest of options, but very addictive.

“Don’t gp changin’ to try and please me,”

We should be eating cats and having pigs as pets instead.

Do you think it does lightning damage or is it immune to lightning?

Correction: 27% of everything will be owned by Rupert Murdoch. Whatever he says goes.

Naked mole rats are immune to cancer, I read somewhere.

I hate “ubermensch” theory because it puts Nietzsche in a negative light when he wasn’t an antisemite.

No analysis of the central agrarian females’ ability to regulate emotion in males.

Walmart’s profit vs quality from the '25 - '26 fiscal year.

The values should be weighted. Maybe something like +2 (or maybe +4?) to -1, neutrality being zero, of course. That would put hot sauce at the bottom.

Although I am entertained by the show Hot Ones, I don’t fuck with anything over 3,000 Scovilles. Mostly because of the heat coming out. Years ago, when Sriracha was all the rage, I tried it and thought it sucked. Texas Pete’s had a much more nuanced flavor IMO.

Hi, I’m Smeagol3000. I like the combination of lows and highs with the mids turned down, and I’m an alcoholic.

Ankylosaurus is my favorite dino, thanks!

My favorite t-shirt says: It’s not Rocket Surgery and depicts a surgeon operating on the “guts” of a rocket. 6 Dollar T-shirts (not sponsored).

It’s a conlobos from The Rundown.