Although I am entertained by the show Hot Ones, I don’t fuck with anything over 3,000 Scovilles. Mostly because of the heat coming out. Years ago, when Sriracha was all the rage, I tried it and thought it sucked. Texas Pete’s had a much more nuanced flavor IMO.
Hi, I’m Smeagol3000. I like the combination of lows and highs with the mids turned down, and I’m an alcoholic.
Ankylosaurus is my favorite dino, thanks!
My favorite t-shirt says: It’s not Rocket Surgery and depicts a surgeon operating on the “guts” of a rocket. 6 Dollar T-shirts (not sponsored).
It’s a conlobos from The Rundown.
The values should be weighted. Maybe something like +2 (or maybe +4?) to -1, neutrality being zero, of course. That would put hot sauce at the bottom.