I work for for a health insurance company that tries to be a market disruptor that brings prices down. I vote to put myself out of a job at every opportunity, and realize that if my company goes under my only skills are for evil.
Yeah I’m drunk right now, why do you ask?
Not sure about that last bit. Caffeine just makes me better able to deal with other peoples’ bullshit. I can drink a cup at midnight and go right to bed with no problem whatsoever.