AI bullshit

This is “People Twitter”. Dogs ain’t people.

First prove you aren’t a bear.

My muscles are fine, it’s the fat cells that need to forget.

Yeah. Thanks, Obama!

Mine isn’t. I got it at Bed, Bath, and Infinitely Beyond.

But it’s also a speed

Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

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Yo, human here. Why the fuck you using all those em dashes? Prove you are a human. You’re a clanker.