Have you seen who’s in charge of our government? They’re probably the ones making the prompts

The thing is, as a straight white middle-aged natural born citizen, there’s only one reason for the feds to ever kick in my door, and if that happens my life as a free man is over anyway. You fucking bet I’m taking as many of them with me as possible.

If you see me out packing protecting my neighborhood, know that my rifle is NOT unloaded, that 40-round mag is full and ready to unleash hell, and I’ve got 4 more of them ready to go.