Since I saw that primates have a sense of humor, things like this don’t surprise me as much, because it’s not like they’re similar to us, it’s that we are very similar to them. It’s natural to share many traits.

Seems they’re working on that https://wiki.opennic.org/opennic/tls

More pragmatically, time travel for a casual party would be risky because you’re carrying germs many generations apart. Time travelers would wear full-body suits or risk dramatically altering history. They could not drink or eat anything.

Imagine your time machine has spiders at the time of your arrival, because it had a small defect that grew into an opening after several years.

“Ha ha, I can’t see anything, but it seems like time travel tickles”

Let’s Encrypt is a trusted, established alternative, it could replace Microsoft for long-lived software certificates.

Or tarnish its name associating it with malware and bad actors, who knows?

For USAians, a fifth of a kilogram is 200 grams, almost two quarter pounder burgers.