Che Banana

A short poem about the President:

Cunt.

As an EU immigrant from the US: fucking good riddance.

I will add, however, we have a friend who drinks a lot of beer and he discovered that when he adds a few in between his regular beers he can be just fine (like, out of 12 bottles he has 3 or 4 zeros).

Whatever helps cut it down we’re all for it.

Bread flavored soda. I don’t get it either but zero beer is one of my best sellers.

What floored me was Zero Gin…they were offering tastings at the restaurant supply store and I was like: ‘no, please, paint thinner at 10am isn’t my thing’

Love Bonaire. We were planning on moving there but the world said no.

Because a) it’s a legitimate award that he feels will validate him

b) Obama won it…and he’s a black guy.