The muse of programming: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging (sometimes just talking things out inspires)

I would expect you’d not want to be in the toilet if European, but to each their own. Just make sure to get out if Eurapoopan

Edit: this joke was funnier in my head

Regeneration would undo a vasectomy, and that is quite undesirable.

Name and shame?

This, but also isn’t that how genetics works? You’re not going to see a native Chihuahua thriving in the arctic.

(But it’s probably something about what countries actually do testing, etc. )