I left out the part about my food allergies, and to be fair an airplane isn’t a great place to risk becoming violently ill, but it was tamales.

When I was boarding a flight in Las Vegas, I noticed the pilot wolfing down a plate of tamales. I told him tamales are my favorite, and he handed me what he hadn’t eaten.

Yes, to the horror of my family, I ate them and they were delicious. Tamales are the IDGAF where they came from treat.

It’s about time. I was so pissed at how not a single yte person was protesting about George Floyd or Breonna Taylor or Eric Garner or Ahmaud Arbery or Philando Castile or Tamir Rice or Elijah McClain